Habe mal an 2 Banken eine DSGVO Anfrage geschickt :P Mal schauen...

Ich kann jetzt Remote Verbindungen aufbauen und Storage Pools anzeigen lassen :P

@kaniini Day ONE

A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"

Day TWO
The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"

Day FIVE
The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".

Day 96
The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.

Day 97
The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.

Day 188
The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.

Day 190
The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.

Day 193
The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.

Day 194
As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!

Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.

Day 200
Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure.

@kurzgedanke Normalerweise liegt es an der Unterstützung der Font :P

@ennolenze Lustigste -> die 29€ sind für das Terminal. Service ist dabei und Auszahlung ist 3 Tage nach Eingang. Gerät ist Mobil und kann 30 Tage getestet werden. Das terminal unterstützt auch Google und Apple Pay :P

@ennolenze
"2,75% KREDITKARTEN 0,95%EC-KARTEN" für 29€ einmalig.

Ein Privatunternehmen soll auf Grund von Handelsstreiks schlecht gemacht werden. Deutschland spielt nicht mit. Jetzt mischt sich die Nato ein und mein -> Naja... Dann arbeiten wir nicht mehr mit euch zusammen.

WTF -.-

@AnoxinonMedia Schreibt das bitte auf deckplatt und in die Folien :D Ist angenehmer und einfacher.

Ist das Teil des psychologischen Tests? "Wie viel Bullshit können Sie ertragen, bevor Sie zur Axt greifen?"

"QEMU started as a quick and dirty hack [...] that became the de facto standard for CPU simulation" #FSiConf

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah für Selfbuilde bekomme ich nicht mal das Chassi :P

Puhhh Dell vs. Non Dell... Non Dell wird gewinnen weil weniger Probleme, günstiger und auch noch ne bessere CPU :P

@kurzgedanke
Mhhhhh du könntest es einfach wie file.io machen und via curl :D @SkyfaR @Anoxinon

@peter Das stimmt natürlich. Meine aussage war auf das verwenden eines Liedes/Videos in einem Zitat Kontext. Mehr aber auch nicht.

@schenklklopfer Du alles gut. Finde es nur wichtig dich darauf hinzuweisen. Weil die teilweise echt harte scheiße über Ausländerinnen und co ablassen.

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